fail.

Today my family and I stopped by a friends house to drop off a….present of sorts. My dad volunteered to leave the present - a stuffed animal chinchilla - on their back porch, and to knock and run like hell, seeing as how no one else wanted to do it. We parked a couple of houses down so as not to be seen. Well, being the supporting family we are, I quickly climbed into the front seat and drove up to their house, managing to obnoxiously honk the horn just at the moment when my dad was placing the furry fiend on their doorstep. Let’s just say, he had to change his pants when we got home. (:

One day during the Civil War, Lee and his army of Confederates were marching on a dirty road in Union territory. They passed a wounded Union soldier, who at the sight of Lee, yelled, “Long live the Union!” Confederates broke stride and aimed to shoot him, but Lee told them to hold their fire. Lee stepped out of the road and walked over to the Union solider. Quivering, the man though for sure he was going to die. But instead, Lee leaned over and grabbed his solider, and told him, “Get well, brother,” and walked away.