December 2009
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and a side of chinchilla, please
Today my family and I stopped by a friends house to drop off a….present of sorts. My dad volunteered to leave the present - a stuffed animal chinchilla - on their back porch, and to knock and run like hell, seeing as how no one else wanted to do it. We parked a couple of houses down so as not to be seen. Well, being the supporting family we are, I quickly climbed into the front seat and...
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We’re forever unfulfilled, and can’t think why. Like a search for...
– Arctic Monkeys
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One day during the Civil War, Lee and his army of Confederates were marching on a dirty road in Union territory. They passed a wounded Union soldier, who at the sight of Lee, yelled, “Long live the Union!” Confederates broke stride and aimed to shoot him, but Lee told them to hold their fire. Lee stepped out of the road and walked over to the Union solider. Quivering, the man though...
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I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live.
– Queens of the Stone Age
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My Ap Biology book defines “wind” as a “horizontal movement”.
lolz
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Na na na na na na na na
BATTTMANNN
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