and a side of chinchilla, please

Today my family and I stopped by a friends house to drop off a….present of sorts. My dad volunteered to leave the present - a stuffed animal chinchilla - on their back porch, and to knock and run like hell, seeing as how no one else wanted to do it. We parked a couple of houses down so as not to be seen. Well, being the supporting family we are, I quickly climbed into the front seat and drove up to their house, managing to obnoxiously honk the horn just at the moment when my dad was placing the furry fiend on their doorstep. Let’s just say, he had to change his pants when we got home. (: